Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's the Lord of the Rings by Harvard_Lampoon

Author:Harvard_Lampoon
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 0451452615

“An elvin-maid there was of old,

A stenographer by day;

Her hair was fake, her teeth were gold,

Her scent was that of cheap sachet.

She thought that art was really ‘keen,’

The top ten she could hum;

Her eyes were full of Maybelline,

Her mouth, of chewing gum.

Her head was full of men and clothes,

Her hair, of ratted curls;

Her legs she wrapped in fine Sup-Hose,

For nights out with the girls.

She met one morn an elvin-lad,

Who took her to the fights,

And said he owned a spacious pad,

And went to law school nights.

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